Yep, The infamous Jamie Gale Bonney decided to start blog! Bahaha yep it shall mostly consist of Kristen and my many adventures. Just when you thought you had, had enough of us....you hadn't! Hahaha. So...the new blog will most likely be beyond random but ever so great. And I'm sure there will be lots of stuff you probably won't find funny...and you'll think to yourself, "Yeah Kristen and Jamie are funny...when you actually know what they're talking about." or "I love inside jokes, I'd love to be part of one someday." But, no worries we understand, not everyone can understand us. Not quite sure if that's a good thing, or a bad thing? haha anyways so here it goes to my try to our blog. So we were trying to decide on a name, it had to be one our our Jamie and Kristen quotes or a quote from a favorite movie. As I was looking on our page of quotes I found this and didn't remember when Kristen had said it but I could not help but laugh,
oh waite...i think thats your arm forming into the side of my chest cavity...yep thats it i feel the tickle...dude i think your bed is caving in and swollowing you up into a dark, blanket abiss...as your screams of "help me help me...I love you!" fill the air, you start to fight back with all your might, mind and strength (yeah i just quoted scripture to you), your teeth nashing and fingers clawing! You accidentally swipe me down the neck like a furocious tigerous ( are you sure you werent owned by mike tyson in a previous life?) as the bed swallows you up and you are gone i will say to my self (oh and i will be sure to say this at your funeral when a certain someone stands up in the middle of the service and yells "SHE WAS A HORE!") i will back you up and yell back "HEY SHE WAS A NICE LADY!"
I read this out loud to Kris and asks if she remembered when she said that. She laughed and laughed and says, "Man I am funny." hahaha oh good times good times. Well this bout all I've got as of right now. If you are completely lost...um..I'm sorry? You're cute?
